I will write everyday.
I will hope what I write is profound.
I will hope what I write is eloquent.
I will hope what I write is funny.
I will hope what I write is spelled correctly and grammatically tolerable.
I will hope what I write makes you feel something.
I will hope that feeling isn’t a shitty feeling.
I will hope that if it is, indeed, a shitty feeling, you’ll understand that it was never my intention to make you feel a shitty feeling.
I will hope that if it is, indeed, a shitty feeling, and you understand that it was never my intention to make you feel a shitty feeling, you won’t try to make me feel a shitty feeling in return.
But still, I will write everyday.